Pick up the phone, Oprah!

It's hard to believe you're not ignoring me, Oprah! I call and I call and I call ... why will you never pick up the phone? I even try online for last minute tickets letting you know I would drive through the night to see your show! All I want is one little ticket. It doesn't even have to be the favorite things episode. Any episode would do. So please stop whatever you're doing and pick up the phone!!!! (In case you can't tell, it's Oprah ticket day and I am NOT getting through...again!)